I had more or less forgotten that at one point I sent this synopsis to various publishers for consideration, but none of them thought it was worth exploring further. On reading this again I still like the idea, however, and think it could have sold enough to make some publisher some money.
 

THE SUFI WISDOM OF WINNIE-THE-POOH


Synopsis

Many years have passed since Christopher Robin left his childhood home and the magical friends that he knew there. He has travelled and studied and grown to be a man, but the more he learns the less he feels he understands. The more he knows, the more he feels the more there is to know.

Dazed from his studies, confused by his life, and awestruck by the universe, he decides to take some rest and relaxation and return to the scene of those more carefree times when his most enjoyable pastime was doing nothing.

On a warm afternoon, almost without thinking, he wanders to the top of the Forest where he arrives at that enchanted place called Galleons Lap. And there he sits and reflects on lost innocence, and remembers how he said farewell to Sir Pooh de Bear so long ago. And then an EXTRAORDINARY THING happens.

For suddenly, sitting beside him is Pooh, and after he recovers from the shock he discovers that Pooh is so much more than the simple bear he remembers from his childhood. He is still lovable, of course, but somehow not so simple any more. And they sit and discuss life, and the way things work, and the meaning of everything.

So there you have a book, which describes their conversations as they carry on for days, with Christopher Robin telling of all the things that he has learnt, and Pooh asking just the right questions to make it necessary to look at things from a different point of view.

With so much to say, the conversations go on for a week, but fortunately each day seems to focus on a theme, which happens to be very convenient for book sections or chapters. I think Pooh would probably call them “Words & Meaning”, “Numbers & Measure”, “The Material World”, “Human Experience” and “Searching for Signs” – so I will too.

(P.S. If you are wondering how a week gets to be five days, remember Christopher Robin has to get there and get back again.)

What comes next?

Of course it is quite impossible to say all that has to be said in five days, and there is much more said in weeks that follow. But these weeks have books all to themselves, which only get published (as is the way with publishing) after the runaway success of “The Sufi Wisdom of Winnie-the-Pooh”.

They do have proposed titles, however, which are “The Islamic Inedibility of Piglet”, “The Islamic Ironies of Eeyore” and “The Sufi Springs of Tigger Wisdom”, all to be sold as a nice boxed set with the collection having the overall title of “Now We Are”.

What Sufi Wisdom is taught by Pooh?

Such wisdom is greatly in evidence in the chapters of the original books, though not always explicit. Hidden beneath the surface, however, there is clearly enough spiritual wisdom on offer to fill four books and a dozen more.

Consider these topics for example:

Winnie-the-Pooh

1.  In which we are introduced to Winnie-the-Pooh and some Bees, and the stories begin

a. The healing power of honey
b. Gravity and Earthly Attraction
c. CR’s lightness of breath
d. Camouflage, war & deception, truth
e. Welcome clouds, lifegiving rain
f. Feminine power of the Queen
g. Deflation of the puffed up
h. The fixed positions of habit
i. Bouncing off stairs

2.   In which Pooh goes visiting and gets into a tight place

a. The consequences of eating to excess
b. The magic of music
c. Visiting neighbours
d. Approaching by front doors
e. Lies and confusions
f. Giving hospitality
g. Moderation and temptation
h. The unworthiness of stomachs
i. Outstaying welcomes
j. Fasting
k. Unexpected usefulness
l. The importance of reading
m. The power of community

3.   In which Pooh and Piglet go hunting and nearly catch a Woozle

a. Fear of the reflected self
b. The indication of trees
c. Naming names (Adam & 99)
d. Searching for signs
e. The memory of grandfathers
f. Multiples of one
g. The time to do things
h. Taking the overview
i. Out of all danger
j. Self delusion
k. The gift of luncheon (rizq)

4.   In which Eeyore loses a tail and Pooh finds one

a. Loss and reconciliation
b. The hostility of thistles
c. Essential questions
d. The importance of extremities
e. The ‘is’ness of material things
f. Apportioning blame
g. The regeneration of landscape
h. The search for knowledge
i. Combinations of letters
j. Great compassion
k. Use of long words
l. The giver of reward
m. Hunger deafness
n. Attachment
o. Reconciliation (Joseph)
p. Celebration

5.   In which Piglet meets a Heffalump

a. The perils of temptation
b. Imaginary creatures
c. Decisions of Intent
d. Cunning traps (Shaitan)
e. Making plans
f. Forgetfulness
g. Sleep, dreams and imagination
h. Fear and bravery
i. Breaking free

6.   In which Eeyore has a birthday and gets two presents

a. The pleasures of giving
b. The slough of despond
c. The need for sadness (Prophet’s tears, polarity of happiness)
d. Riddles and the limits of logic
e. The miracle of birth
f. The cycle of the years
g. Standing outside
h. The usefulness of spaces
i. Washing and cleanliness
j. The need to read
k. The construction of language
l. Haste and speed
m. The big bang
n. Matters of balance
o. Favourite colours
p. Complementarity

7.   In which Kanga and Baby Roo come to the Forest, and Piglet has a bath

a. The usual way of getting here
b. Meeting strangers
c. The inconsistency of numbers
d. Implications and meanings
e. The usefulness of small things
f. The emotional effect of the seasons
g. The softness of sandy particles
h. The variety of fish and birds
i. Distractions
j. Practical jokes
k. Bathing and hygiene
l. Medicines
m. Unpleasantness of taste
n. Moderation of cleanliness
o. Clean dust

8.   In which Christopher Robin leads an expotition to the North Pole

a. Stilling the mind for inspiration
b. Search and discovery
c. Provision
d. Prediction from coincidence
e. Seeds on the wind
f. Complaint
g. Deflection of blame
h. The need for silence
i. An extraordinary affection for beetles
j. Consideration and thought for others
k. Washing behind the ears
l. Swimming
m. Accidental discoveries
n. Coldness and lack of feeling
o. Revivification

9.   In which Piglet is entirely surrounded by water

a. Floods
b. Means of escape
c. Messages in bottles
d. An inability to swim
e. Exhaustion of resources
f. Floating
g. High ground and islands
h. Inversion
i. Rescue by friends

10.  In which Christopher Robin gives a Pooh Party, and we say good-bye

a. Celebrations
b. Dream songs
c. Mistrust and doubt
d. The benefits of milk
e. Presents
f. Implements for writing
g. Excited anticipation

House at Pooh Corner

     Contradiction
     The evanescence of dreams

11.  In which a house is built at Pooh Corner for Eeyore

a. Thinking walks
b. Clocks versus time
c. The house and home
d. Gratitude for lack of earthquakes
e. The power of wind
f. Brains and hard work

12.  In which Tigger comes to the Forest and has Breakfast

a. Elaboration of greetings
b. Liking everything
c. Hospitality to strangers
d. Self and reflections
e. Paranoid self-defence
f. Social manners
g. Pain and heat
h. Letting things come
i. One man’s meat is another man’s medicine
j. Gaining strength

13.  In which a search is organdized, and Piglet nearly meets the Heffalump again

a. Counting
b. Organizing
c. Searching
d. Remembering
e. Putting things in order
f. Fear of large animals
g. Mental conversations
h. Singing for courage
i. Feeling foolish
j. Sea and sailors
k. Searching for the already found

14.  In which it is shown that Tiggers don’t climb trees

a. Visiting friends
b. Distractions
c. Getting fatter
d. Acorns to oaktrees
e. Planting seeds
f. Counting things
g. Exaggerated self-opinion
h. Not putting self to test
i. The impossibility of return
j. Unnecessary fear
k. Cries for help
l. The meaning of weather, or not
m. Uncertainty of negative consequences
n. Accidents
o. Flying downwards
p. Soft landing
q. Thanks for discomfort, ironic or not

15.  In which Rabbit has a busy day, and we learn what Christopher Robin does in the mornings

a. Message bearing
b. Directing affairs
c. Unconcern for instruction
d. Helping for oneself
e. Engendering unwarranted excitement
f. The self-importance of thinkers
g. Hiding lack of understanding
h. More various creatures
i. Inspiration entering no-brain
j. Making the effort
k. Offering beauty
l. Reading, learning and educations
m. Envy of others
n. Rejection of learning
o. Correctness of spelling

16.  In which Pooh invents a new game and Eeyore joins in

a. Streams into rivers
b. Youth into age and relative speed
c. Tracks, roads and bridges
d. The mysteries of fir tree ownership
e. Travelling by water
f. Inequality, racing and counting
g. Vocal enthusiasm
h. Floating out of control
i. Circular eddies
j. Making waves
k. Taking control
l. The shoreside wetness of bathing
m. The destructive nature of bouncing
n. Coughs and taking by surprise
o. Mathematics
p. Confusion of voices
q. Credit for accidents
r. Humility and self-disparagement

17.  In which Tigger is unbounced

a. Sounds of the Forest
b. Teaching lessons
c. Fluff in the ears
d. The desire for others sorrow and smallness
e. More exploring
f. The art of persuasion
g. Cold and mist
h. Manipulation of situations
i. Hiding not helping
j. The way home
k. Right and left
l. Self-elected leadership
m. Showing unconcern
n. Misplaced certainty
o. The call of food
p. The joy of the familiar

18.  In which Piglet does a very grand thing

a. Special places
b. Thinking and wondering
c. Autumn gales
d. Falling leaves
e. Reasons for doing
f. Cleverness and lack of understanding
g. Irony
h. The shelter of trees
i. Exposure of ears
j. Blown down houses
k. Attachment of blame
l. Invention of new words
m. The problem of escape
n. Necessary muscles
o. Saved by small persons

19.  In which Eeyore finds the Wolery and Owl moves into it

a. Messages for the illiterate
b. Being found by inspiration
c. Songs in praise of heroes
d. Give and take and exchange of thoughts
e. Seven verses of hum
f. Poetic license becoming history
g. The precious nature of familiar property
h. The need to breathe
i. Sharing houses

20.  In which Christopher Robin and Pooh come to an enchanted place, and we leave them there

a. Leaving old friends
b. Applause
c. Embarrassment at sadness
d. Taking comfort
e. The pleasure of anticipation
f. Doing nothing
g. The enchantment of circles (prayer)
h. Silence
i. Wishing it wouldn’t stop
j. The honour of knights
k. The glory of kings
l. Presence in absence
m. Age and understanding
n. Wisdom and innocence